Saturday, October 6, 2012
The top ten reasons nipple rings are a BAD idea:
#10. Perpetual delays at airport security scanners.
#9. Potential law suits from elderly people with pacemakers.
#8. A friend asks to see your ring and in a blonde moment you almost do it.
#7. For some reason, combs will seem like threats.
#6. Mud wrestling as an occupation is no longer an option.
#5. Cats and babies are attracted to shiny things.
#4. You'll now have to deal with Velcro nightmares.
#3. The aging process has taken on a whole new meaning.
#2. Skinny dipping is a real challenge because of your artificial lures.
#1. Lightning... it's not just something that happens to other people
anymore.
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