A secret at Victorias!

So I took this boy shopping. His mommy and daddy had loads of money and he carried some serious cabbage. I needed some new underthings for my ladies. As you can imagine they get a lot of attention being that they are naturals and oh so lovely. So the sales girl came up and measured my bust and her nipples brushed against my own when she reached around me. MMmmmm it was such a turn on! I picked out several bras and then asked her to come help me try them on. I was feeling a little frisky and cock wasnt gonna do the trick.
Let me tell you that little slut had a tongue that would light a fire to wet wood. It was all I could do to keep that little harlot from making me scream out, while she licked and sucked my cunt. When we came back out of the dressing room her face glistened with my juices. Smiling over at the chump that I had enlisted to take me shopping I decided to tease him some more. I leaned down and kissed her licking her lips. This shocked the boy but it made the bulge in his pants stick out further! Needless to say I love going to Victoria's. They have such lovely little secrets.

My Attorney Fees

I have had to pay a lot of money out to make sure I stayed clear of going to jail for any real time. Being such pricy prick, my attorney decided we could take it out in trade. He loves my tits. His wife should be the CEO of the itty bitty patrol! I was right there in his office when I took my top off and dropped to my knees between his legs. He pulled his dick out and pushed my head down on his meat. I started slurping up and down on his knob listening to his moans. Then I wrapped my tits right around that prick belonging to that prick. He was rocking his hips and fucking my big tits while he kept glancing at a pic of his wife with a nasty little smile. Then he grabbed the pic and turned it towards me as he spurted his load all over my tits and face. I stood up and walked over to the mirror. Smiling at my face and the dripping cum. He was a cheap bill. As I walked out his office I told him to make out my receipt and to make sure to sign it,  PAID IN FULL.

Yeah his name was Bubba

I was on a back dirt road headed into town the other night. I was speeding. So what. Not like these back woods hillbilly cops are up to the task of dealing with me. At least thats what I thought ! Then I met Bubba. Yeah his fucking name is Bubba. What kind of back ass parents names their kid Bubba. So I got pulled over and here walks up this big ol boy. And I mean big. And he meant business. Of course he had me step out of the car once he knew who I was. After all I am a known dangerous criminal. He had me bent over the hood of my car before I could say cornbread and beans. He ran his hands down my body paying attention to my tits and the inside of my thighs and when he ground his cock into my ass I knew just what this speeding ticket was about to cost me. Not that I am complaining! His cock was in proportion to his body!

I sure do like knowing a cop or two. Makes my life just a little more fun!

Just a little about me....

Ok, so yeah, maybe I look a little familiar to you. Maybe you think you've seen me somewhere before, like on t.v. or something. I'm kind of a celebrity. I'm sort of famous. People love me, or love to hate me. I don't give a fuck either way. I'm a star.
See, what most people don't realize is, hot girls don't go to prison. (they don't stay there anyway!) And hot chicks definitely don't get sent to death row. That's for losers and skanks. As you can see, I am neither. While the other girls were whining because they couldn't get a decent meal, I was getting pedicures and having my hair done. Hot girls are spoiled. Even in prison.
I have NO idea how the fucking antifreeze got into my ex's Gatorade! That dried up prune of a prosecutor thought she'd make her career on my ass. But I got off on a technicality. See, technically, I was fucking my attorney (and blowing the judge. )
Oh, and by the way...my ex REALLY had it coming. He shoulda never fucked around with my twin cousins. In the end, I guess we ALL got what we deserved. I'm not allowed to talk about the case or make money off of my "celebrity" while I'm on probation, but I do love to tease and torture guys like you.
Call me...the most dangerous flirt you'll ever know...

Are they real?

I know I have huge tits....and assholes ask all the time if they are real. What do you think.....or better yet....why dont you feel them and find out.